Once upon a Christmas, there lived four bros in a castle. One of gold, one with the shy heart, one with lust for parties, and the one who always marched forward into battles. The one who battled was named PewdiePie. He worked together with the ones previously mentioned named Stephano, Mr. Chair, Piggeh, and occasionally one named Cry. They all woke him up one morning saying, "Wake up! And come to the kitchen when you are ready!" Pewdiepie left his room quickly to eat some leftover dinner spaghetti (couldn't think of another rhyme) -_-" The three quickly ate their meal and left the room to grab their gifts and waited for their friend. "Take this!" he said. "This will aid you in the times I can't defend you!" Pewdiepie opened it to reveal a shield. Pewdiepie replied happily marveling the shield, "I'll keep this until I'm dead!" "Accept this gift," said Stephano. Pewdiepie opened the present quickly to find a silver dagger. "Use this only when needed, be very careful for it is sharp." "I love it nevertheless, and will always have it with me even in the dark!" He graciously marveled his new items, until the three noticed a friend was missing. The three started to mumble and say random things such as, "I wonder as to where he'd went," or "I think he's with his girl, the one I saw last week him kissing." They were interrupted by a very loud, "Ohhhh Pewwwwwdieeee~~~" They all turned around to see a Mr. Piggeh buck naked with a present with his eyes closed and asked, "Are you ready??~~" They all went white with their jaws hitting the floor then when Piggeh opened his eyes to see the others were there. He too went white and his jaw hit the floor, one ear came off and he accidently dropped the present all four produced screams of terror and anger that could be heard from everywhere. The end.