I hate the darkness too Mr.Chair. Whenever I go downstairs to get a drink in the middle of the night, I always keep cautious.
Me: Ok, got my water. Now time to go back upstairs before something tries to get me. *Hears Footsteps* Me: Oh gob... O_O!! *Lights Click On* Me: *SCREAMS* CHAIR MODE ACTIVATED!!! *Does Chair Position* Mom: .....What are you doing ._.?? Me: Uhhh....Yoga ._.??